“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
—Red Skelton
“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
—Catherine Zeta-Jones
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
—Joyce Brothers
“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”
—Marie Osmond
